When one masturbates more than they usually do.
Man 1: Ever since Jeannie broke up with me I have been heavybating.
Man 2: Maybe you should cool it on the masturbation.
When two guys ejaculate in a single yogurt and then eat it together.
Harry Potter: Hey, Ron you want to jizz in yogurt then eat it?
Ron: Nah, I've had enough Roman Yogurt today.
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