lois griffin

The 40 year old wife of Peter Griffin from Family guy. She is a stay at home who also teaches piano lessons. she is often the target of death of the youngest member of the family Stewie Griffin. She aslo has two more children Chris Griffin and Meg Griffin.

for a 40 year old Lois Griffin has one fine ass body

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morning missile

The erectile penis a man get when he wakes up, can be also known as morning wood.

I always wake up every day with a morning missile

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poker face

A face on a person that shows no emotion, often called poker face because in the game of poker it would be foolish to show any emotional traits that might screw the game for you.

Nicole has one solid poker face when we have sex, that's why I had a vasectomy.

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420

Hitlers Birfday if he was still alive and also National Weed Day

"Oh Dayum it's 420 gotts celebrate Hitler's Birfday while lighting up the doobie"

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box car racer

A good group

IF ya didn't notice guys, boxcar racer is an offspring of Blink, thats why they sound so similar, if you say boxcar racer sucks, then your saying Blink182 sucks.

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tifa

The hottest Final Fantasy character to be made

Tifa is strong and posseses no fear, so don't be fooled by her beauty

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the jungle

A book by Upton Sinclair, depicting the horrors of the American Meatpacking Industry during the late 19th century.

The Jungle was a very controversal book, that the president himself took action to regulate the way food is processed in America

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