Waxing the Cheese

Male masturbation

I was pissed because my mom walked in on me while I was waxing the cheese.

cotton field

a large congregation of black people

look at that cotton field by the buffet at kfc.

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yankin' and bankin'

Male masturbation on the go.

I was late for work so while I was driving down the highway, I was yankin' and bankin'.

Competitive Advantage

When a football or basketball team has an overwhelming number of African Americans playing at one time.

Hampton is gonna kick the crap out of BYU's football team because of their competitive advantage.

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mounting a rhino

Fucking a really fat bitch.

When I told my friends that I fucked Bertha, they were like "Dude, that's like mounting a rhino."

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Foosed

To have had sex with a woman.

He foosed that.

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berlin wall

an extremely fat female who serves as the world's biggest "cock block".

That fat bitch Bessy interfered with my attempts to get laid, what a Berlin Wall.

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