A guy by the name of bubba that does not own a pair of short. Some say if you walk in to his house he has over 80 pairs of pants but no shorts.
A pants guy wearing pants in situations where shorts should be worn
A pretty large male by the name of bubba who always seems to have a pair of pants on. He usually has them on in situations where shorts are preferred to be worn. Such as during a basketball game.
A guy who wears pants when he shouldn't, or just simply doesn't own a pair. Pants guy