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Imner game: aka The ability of your brain to generate an electrical impulse to your cock to make you fuck bitches
Frequent walking and chatting up hotter and hotter girls can be seen as exercises to increase your neuropenile coordination
The ability of the central nervous system to efficiently respond to sexual stimuli
Pickjng up girls in bars and frequent masturbation can both be categorized as forms of exercise to increase neuropenile coordination
A party with lots of hot lifeguard sex
I'm a head over to the lifeguard orgy
When I quietly fuck a chick up the pussy with other people in the house!
I silently sneakyfucked Emily on her dad's living room couch with her parents right upstairs! Then I put my clothes on and went over to Morgan's place and she put her kids to bed upstairs and came back down in her Victoria's secret gear and I fucked her up the pussy and blew a huge load on the living room couch!
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The largest bank in the U.S. run by the mafia and some greedy Harvard jew to help the rich fuck over the poor
I opened a new savings account with GayP Morgan Chase!
Congrats, you're now a thousand dollars poorer.
A sex party with several hot olive garden hostesses
I'm about to head over to the olive garden orgy after work
A guy who's a master at giving himself a hardon, any time, any place
I'm going to the club to practice my pickup artist skills.
Well I'm staying home to wank and practice my dick-up artist skills