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Poongrimage

A long journey to a distant land for the purpose of smashing some hot pussy

Johnny made a poongrimage to Nevada over the weekend some tap some hot pussy

by D Flawless November 9, 2021


Tinder Eugenics

The genetic annihilation of men under 6 feet in height by the forces of mass technology combined with feminism.

Due to the prevalence of tinder eugenics, guys who would have been able to get married and have families years ago are now total incels.

by D Flawless April 22, 2020

19πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Low Self-Esteem

When you jack off only to average-ish girls because you know the girls you really want are too far out of your league and you lack the courage even to fantasize about the girls you really want.

Chad had low self-esteem, so he only wanks in the shower to pictures of Becky when deep down he really wants Stacy

by D Flawless November 12, 2019

8πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


jewbnb

a greedy company run by brian chesky that allows greedy assholes to rip off guesta and act like feudal masters and treat their guests like shit

The robotic jewbnb call center workers, thank you for calling airbnb we cant help you blah blah blah

by D Flawless March 18, 2022


Zero to Hero

When you go from no boner at all to a huge boner

Zero to Hero, just like that. When he smiled, the girls went wild with, ooohs and aaaahs.

by D Flawless November 13, 2019


Doctors, Lawyers and Indian Chefs

The highest and mightiest of the professional elite... Comes along with all the money, status, and an all you can eat buffet of blonde pussy and of course curry and freshly baked naan

The charity event was filled to the brim with Doctors, Lawyers and Indian Chefs. All the hot babes outside were wet just looking

by D Flawless March 29, 2020

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Yupokit Uonit

An Inuit painter and pottery artist who doesn't exist but when he pokes a girl he owns her hahahaha

Yupokit Uonit just fucked a hot eskimo bitch, now he owns her. Then he crossed over to Europe an fucked some hot blonde bitches and now owns them too hahahaha

by D Flawless June 16, 2022