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The largest bank in the U.S. run by the mafia and some greedy Harvard jew to help the rich fuck over the poor
I opened a new savings account with GayP Morgan Chase!
Congrats, you're now a thousand dollars poorer.
A sex party with several hot olive garden hostesses
I'm about to head over to the olive garden orgy after work
A guy who's a master at giving himself a hardon, any time, any place
I'm going to the club to practice my pickup artist skills.
Well I'm staying home to wank and practice my dick-up artist skills
Any male who is not one of the tall rich jocks who get all the pussy
Bro, I'm a nonchad- I'm not six feet. I don't play sports and I don't drive a pickup truck or have any tattoos. I can't get laid!
A vacation town on the Nevada California border right next to several good brothels
Guy: I'm vacationing in lake tawhore this weekend
Bro: Oh you mean you're going to the moonlite bunnyranch? Lol
A dating app for thugs and criminals
Stacy gonna go on seeking arraignment and find her some bad boy cock
The measuring of one's dick with a boner
Joey was a regular practitioner of erectionometry, constantly measuring his dick with a tape measure to see how long his hardon got