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When you take your penis and jack it off until white cream shoots out all over the place
My roommate couldn't fall asleep so he's in the bathroom dicksturbating again
According to feminists, when a man under 6 feet tall sneezes
Tom: Ahhh-choo!
Sarah: Sexual harassment! Title IX! Call the police!
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Redneck by will rather than by birth
Willbillys are those who fake rural upbringing for political gain, as country musicians or to get laid at country music concerts
When girls keep their distance because they're worried about the coronavirus
The mayor and health department ordered us to start practicing sexual distancing so they and their rich friends can get all the blonde pussy
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When a guy seems too ordinary to draw any real attention
Nick wasn't getting many replies on Tinder-the was kinda stuck in the Joe Schmoe Trap.
A girl who starts her own ho biz and keeps 100 percent so the house can't take a cut
You can wither work in a brothel or become a slutrepreneur
Where Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg go to have secret sex parties with Israeli billionaires
Going to Jackson's Hole Wyoming this weekend for a top secret bang a thon with the rich white tech gurus and Kanye West this weekend
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