Olive Garden and the mall together
Going to MallofGarden for some food and a walk
Redneck by will rather than by birth
Willbillys are those who fake rural upbringing for political gain, as country musicians or to get laid at country music concerts
An Indian guy who fucks way too many hot white chicks and usually has a ton of STDs
Brian: Yo, Chad where's your girl this weekend? I thought you were getting some blonde pussy?
Chad: Nah bruh, she went home with Disease Ansari from the club last weekend. Haven't heard from her since
Utah is starting to get a lot more Mexicans converting to Mormons, hence mormicans
Essentially a lobotomy from fucking too hard
Brad gave Katie a fuckbotomy on Saturday night, then by Tuesday she could barely remember her name
An Indian politician in Cincinnati with a hot ass wife
Man I want to tap Aftab pure evil's wife so bad dude
A Mexican celebrity chick who almost married Dustin Beaver before he married that skinny Hailey bitch
Did you hear, Selena Gonads and Dustin Beaver split up for good this time. Yeah I know it sucks. Life goes on