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Pretty F***ing Terrible; the opposite of mmph (makes me pretty happy)
You listen to Kid Rock? PFT, no wonder you don't have a girlfriend.
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Psst.
What.
Let's make something happen tonight.
Okay. I'll be over there in a few minutes.
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A quotefest is what happens when a conversation morphs from conversation to quotation. People start talking about something, and by the end of it, they're going back and forth with quotations. Common with Arrested Development quotes.
Last night, I was trying to tell a story, and the conversation turned into a quotefest only two sentences in.
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A crossbreed between a douchebag and a hipster. A bagster would like the Nickleback, like a douchebag would, and Steve Aoki, like a hipster would. They would also like Kanye West, like both a douchebag and a hipster would. It's okay if you say bagster and someone thinks you said bastard. They're usually interchangeable.
That guy is totally a bagster. He looks just like he got back from a Kanye West concert.
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A crossbreed between a tool and a douchebag. A toolbag would like the Black Eyed Peas, like a tool would, and Nickleback, like a douchebag would. They would also like Kid Rock, like both a tool and a douchebag would. Toolbag can also refer to someone who is beyond being just a tool.
That guy is totally a toolbag. He looks just like he got back from a Kid Rock concert.
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Acronym for Makes Me Pretty Happy, or Makes (someone whose name starts with an M such as Matty) Pretty Happy.
I love being outside at night when it's the perfect temperature.
mmph.
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A crossbreed between a tool and a hipster. A toolster would like the Black Eyed Peas, like a tool would, and Steve Aoki, like a hipster would. They would also like the Kings of Leon, like both a tool and a hipster would.
That guy is totally a toolster. He looks just like he got back from a Kings of Leon concert.
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