Donny Bruffle

Noun

Donny Bruffle is a fine art. In order to properly and successfully perform a Donny Bruffle, you must first be one of two things - very well trusted, or sneaky fast. If you’re the latter, then you must plan your Donny Bruffle very carefully. You will want to wait until the male prey is naked and vulnerable. Locate his genitalia, then quickly make contact to his testicles with your mouth slightly opened making a “O” shape. As soon as you make contact, blow out. This is also known as a raspberry. You have now successfully performed a Donny Bruffle. It’s best to flee the scene once the Donny Bruffle has been performed. Some males may instantly become erratic and violent. Some, on the other hand, may become aroused, infatuated, confused, surprised, or may even feel a sudden love spell come over them. Be prepared to be asked to perform many Donny Bruffles once you perform the first one.

Female : Baby I want to try something for you, please lay back
Male : Tee hee, sure baby.

* Female performs a Donny Bruffle*
Male : OMG what was that???
Female : that’s a Donny Bruffle... what did you think?
Male : Will....... will you marry me?

Female : * looks to the camera and winks*

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