The Royal AEPi

Ingredients:
Girl
Irish Car Bomb (Guiness, Irish Whiskey, Bailey's)
Weed

You start off getting a bj. you light up the weed (however you prefer), take a hit, do an irish car bomb, then exhale. Boom.

The Ultimate Royal AEPi is the above, but the girl does an ICB and takes a hit.

Hey, you have a good night last night?
Yeah, Jane and I did The Royal AEPi

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PA

short term for palo alto, a rich city across the street from stanford university. see related

PA YOU KNOW

"where do you live?"
"im from PA, where you from?"
"fuck it dont matter, its not PA"

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The houdini

You start out fucking a girl from behind, making sure the girl is facing the window. In the middle, you have your friend come into the room, and both of you switch without her knowing (putting a finger in her pussy, etc.) You pack up your stuff and when you leave, you knock on the window and wave to her.

"Dude, thanks for helping me with the Houdini on Friday night with ____"

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Randos Rancheros

Randos Rancheros is a breakfast scramble containing whatever you can find in your fridge. If you have tortillas that's even better, but whatever you can find and cook in your fridge will work.

I'm too lazy to go to the store, mind if I make some randos rancheros from whatever I find in the cabinet?