turf

(n.) The region between one's balls and butthole. See also gooch taint.

Man, my turf stinks of shit.

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de-rection

(n.) A event of the penis in which an erection is lost at an unusally rapid speed(often caused by the sight of an unattractive female). Pronounced like "erection" with a "d" in front of it. Opposite of an erection.

I just saw Rosie O'Donnell in a bikini and she gave me a massive DE-RECTION.

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Visine-ing

When you have a fetish of having someone spit into your eye, specifically under the eyelid during sexual intercourse

After a long night of drinking, nothing gets my eyes and pussy wet like a good visine-ing!