Cumpants

When you have pants that have so much goddamn jizz on them that they might as well be made out of semen.

A person who has a big nasty spot of semen on their pants.

Alan: That was a huge load! I've got crazy cumpants now!

Greg: Linda dry humped the hell out of me.
Thomas: No shit cumpants.

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Nutstuff

Nutstuff is the act of thrusting so hard into a girl that your nuts get stuffed inside her as well.

I was with my lady last night and I performed a perfect Nutstuff on her!

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Halfturbate

Halfturbating is the process of gettin yourself all worked up so that later on you can shoot one huge ass load!

Carl: I'm gonna go fuck this chick tonight.
Ed: You gonna halfturbate before hand?
Carl: Hell yeah!

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Bitchpussy

Bitchpussy is the pussy you fuck and have unlimited access to for the rest of your life. But you dont necessarily care about the bitch in question, just the pussy.

I met this girl yesterday and I got me some new bitchpussy

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