bronar

Similar to gaydar, bronar is the ability to detect whether someone is a douchebag.

Jeff: Yo, brosef, you heard the new Nickelback track?
Chris: Pong... Pong...
Jeff: What the fuck, dude?
Chris: Sorry, that was my bronar. I'll be right back.

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E-STD

Pronounced ee-stid, is an electronic STD contracted from viewing too much internet porn.

i.e. a computer virus

Your computer is slow as shit! How many fucking E-STDs have you got?

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fucktard

noun. Combination of the words 'fucking' and 'retard'. Someone who is so offensively useless and/or stupid, two offensive words must be combined in order to chastise them.

What did you expect, fucktard? You double parked my car in front of a police station!

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