ben wallace free throw

When you miss, or airball, a free throw. The Ben Wallace Free Throw is often confused with the Shaq Free Throw. The only difference in the two is that Shaq rarely airballs the fucking shot like Ben Wallace does.

(guy 1 airballs free throw)

Guy 2: "Man, you suck. That's the 12th Ben Wallace free throw you've shot all night."

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stephen chow

Among the best (and funniest) Asian action stars around today.

Stephen Chow's best 2 movies are Shaolin Soccer and Kung Fu Hustle.

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detroit pistons

NBA team that is slowly crumbling.

First they beat the lakers in 2004.

Then they lost to the Spurs in 2005.

Then they lost to the Miami Heat in the 2006 eastern conference finals.

Then they lost Ben Wallace.

What's gonna happen next, I wonder...the Detroit Pistons miss the playoffs? LMAO!

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ray allen

One of the best three-point shooters in the NBA. Unfortunately isn't getting much done on the poor Supersonics, who probably won't see another title for 5 years or so.

"Ray Allen shoots the J from 30 feet..."

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man up

Be more brave. Step up.

Talkin' talkin' talkin' talkin' talkin' dat shit?
Talkin' talkin' talkin' talkin' talkin' dat shit?
Talkin' talkin' talkin' talkin' talkin' dat shit?
Talkin' talkin' talkin' talkin' talkin' dat shit?
Man up, muthafucka, man up.

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j's

Short for jumpshots.

He's making those j's look easy from that range.

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headon

As stated by Jimmy Kimmel, a commercial that actually makes you buy the product because the commercial actually gives you a headache itself.

HeadOn. Apply directly to the forehead.
(Repeat until infinity.)

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