hdofu

An acronym for "Hope Diamond of Fucked-Upness."

"Dammit! Hdofu locked my topic!"

56k

A method of connecting to the Internet that should have gone extinct by now.

If cable modems were cheaper, the 56k'er would cease to exist.

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Baator

Also known as "The Nine Hells," a place where the Lawful Evil characters from any version of Dungeons & Dragons go when they die.

"The stench of Baator lies thick around you, skull."

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Hello Sailor

The infamous phrase from the Zork games.

"Hello sailor."

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Oujosama to Oyobi

Oh, I forgot to mention in the last entry: it's Japanese for "Call me Princess."

See above.

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Oujosama to Oyobi

A song from the Tenchi Muyo! Soundfile in which Aeka reveals that she is, in fact, a closet dominatrix.

"Oujosama to oyobi!" *WHIPCRACK*

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Kyaa

Not actually a word. It's the sound of a girl screaming.

You want an example? Put a fake spider in your sister's bed.

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