20-40 Rule

The 20-40 rule refers to the attractive appearance of a female at 40ft. and the repulsive mold of flesh she calls a face at 20ft.

I was driving by some lady and from a distance, she looked great, but up close...it looked like she was beat with a shovel.....I should've followed the 20-40 rule.

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Niggered

To be cheated or treated unjustly. Also see Niggering

I just got niggered out of my lunch money.
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That guy just niggered me into buying these stolen movies.

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Niggering

To nigger someone. The act of cheating or treating unjustly.

Hey, that teacher is niggering me for my late exam.
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Quit niggering me, I was only 4 hours late.

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