Jim Jones Kool Aid

Any poisonous, liquid concoction one drinks, in order to commit suicide. Taken from the infamous "Jonestown massacre" mass suicide, when cult leader Jim Jones killed his flock with poisoned punch.

"Drain cleaner and Jack Daniels? That's a Jim Jones Kool Aid, if I EVER heard one!"

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Bandito

A connoisseur of male, anal sex. A stealer of the chocolate starfish.

"Don't drop the soap in the shower. A bandito may be laying in wait.

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gastric lube job

When a chick deepthroats too aggressively, and her gag reflex causes her to unexpectedly vomit on your cock.

"My date gave me a gastric lube job the other night, in the front seat of my car. It still fucking stinks so bad, I had to take the bus to work!"

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switch hit

Masterbating, with your non-dominant hand. Much like a "friendly stranger", it supposedly gives one the feeling of being tugged by another person.

"If you're right-handed, why don't you jerk off with your right hand?"

"Because if you switch hit, it makes you cum faster."

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pucker power

A sportbike that goes SO fast, it causes your anus to "pucker up", to keep your insides from falling out.

"I know a guy, who got clocked on his Hayabusa 1300, going three hundred k. Now THAT'S pucker power!"

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song and dance

Unecessary complaining or excuses. Long and drawn out in length, with seemingly no end in sight.

"Don't give me a song and dance. Just do the fucking work, and shut the hell up!"

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BMW rider

The king of snobby, whiney motorcyclists. Frowned upon, because of their insseent need to be waited on, hand and foot. In addition, to their unsubstantiated beliefs, that they ride THE "superior motorcycle".

"Hard luggage, tailbags, gel seats, and heated grips? Who the fuck puts all this unnecessary shit on their bike?"

"A BMW rider. Who else?"

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