cake, ice cream and pony rides

A phrase used to describe the extreme innocence and purity of a person's true character. Whether it be obvious, or latent.

"Bitch was acting like a cock tease at the club. But when I got her back to my pad, she totally chickened out. She was all cake, ice cream and pony rides."

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grabbing air

What you do, when a cop rolls up on you, and tells you to "put your hands in the air".

"The Five-O rolled up on me during a B&E. And before I knew it, I was grabbing air."

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hit the ground running

Finding yourself in a situation that is fast-paced, and physically overwhelming. Often that feeling is heighted by a sense of mass confusion, and personal ineptness. Term was first coined to describe the "D-Day" invasion of World War 2. When Allied ships inflitrated Nazi shores, and infantry troops literally had to "hit the ground running", to keep from getting shot.

"I started my new job today. It was so busy, I had to hit the ground running, and had no time to get any training in."

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truck stop trixie

A prostitute, who exclusively works truck stops along an interstate highway. Unlike high class call girls, they are usually dressed very non-descript.

"That truck stop trixie, has walked from rig to rig for over an hour. Looking for a john."

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Are your cheeks warm?

Homo slang for, "Hey man...Can you suck my dick?".

Man 1: "Are your cheeks warm?"

Man 2: "No. But your ass will be...AFTER I'M DONE KICKING IT, YOU PANSY PUNK!".

*SMACK*!!!!!!!!!!!

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shop fly

A person, who habitually hangs out at bike shops. For no good reason, other than to talk "shop". Often unemployed, broke, and without a life of their own, they take up the majority of your time, without spending any money.

"I had three projects on the go, but I couldn't get anything done with the shop fly buzzing around all the time. He's always asking stupid, fucking questions, while I'm trying to finish a project."

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veal sandwich

An overly enlarged clitorus. Which, when viewed from the rear, appears like veal, between two slices of bread. Hence the name.

"That skank, had the nastiest veal sandwich I'd ever seen!"

"You tapped her ass, anyways. Right?"

"But of course!"

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