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Slang, for homosexual male.
"If a guy reads Cosmo, and drinks Perrier, he's clearly a bum jammer."
A really filthy, dirty, smelly, regretable fuck. A fuck so grungy and diseased, one goes running to the STD clinic the next morning.
"Dude...Please tell me you didn't bag that whore from the bar last night."
"I did. I was so hammered, I just didn't care. She was the nastiest gutter lay I've ever had."
A blunt force object (such as a hammer or crowbar), carried on a motorcycle, used to extract revenge. When a vehicle is driven too carelessly next to a rider, and they are subsequently almost run over, the "traffic cop" is withdrawn from its respective sheath, and used to smash the windshield of the offending party.
"I fitted the frame of my bike with a traffic cop. Ya know....Just in case."
The most basic degree to which a person must first qualify, in order for you to engage in sexual relations with them.
"Dude...Did you tap that chick's ass at the party?"
"Ya. She wasn't UBER hot. But she met 'sufficient cuteness'."
A general term, used to describe either a place or situation. Usually in a contemptable manner.
"This club is full of posers. Fuck this outfit. I'm going across the street."
Someone who is using performance-enhancing drugs.
"Pro wrestlers? Yup. Totally on the gas."
A phrase used to describe the transparent and artifical nature, of a person's projected character or personality.
"That chick pretends to be sincere and honest, but she's like 'tits in Cali': totally FAKE."