Cat Squasher

An old school term, dating back to the 1960's. Meaning a large front tire, of any custom motorcycle.

"Cleaning fur and blood out of your Cat Squasher, is NEVER fun."

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fun boy

An "ass pirate", of the first order. Often observed dancing to disco, wearing leather chaps, and a Muir cap.

"Hey Fun Boy...Velcome to zee funhaus!"

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macking on the sly

Covert flirting between two people. Because they have to keep their true feelings for each other secret, for whatever reason (i.e. they work together, one is married, etc.).

"Those two can't seem to stand each other! They're always fighting over something!"

"Wrong, man. It's all a front they put up. They're actually macking on the sly."

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bum jammer

Slang, for homosexual male.

"If a guy reads Cosmo, and drinks Perrier, he's clearly a bum jammer."

gutter lay

A really filthy, dirty, smelly, regretable fuck. A fuck so grungy and diseased, one goes running to the STD clinic the next morning.

"Dude...Please tell me you didn't bag that whore from the bar last night."

"I did. I was so hammered, I just didn't care. She was the nastiest gutter lay I've ever had."

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traffic cop

A blunt force object (such as a hammer or crowbar), carried on a motorcycle, used to extract revenge. When a vehicle is driven too carelessly next to a rider, and they are subsequently almost run over, the "traffic cop" is withdrawn from its respective sheath, and used to smash the windshield of the offending party.

"I fitted the frame of my bike with a traffic cop. Ya know....Just in case."

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sufficient cuteness

The most basic degree to which a person must first qualify, in order for you to engage in sexual relations with them.

"Dude...Did you tap that chick's ass at the party?"

"Ya. She wasn't UBER hot. But she met 'sufficient cuteness'."

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