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How to schedule your poops when bathrooms are not available
(Wife) "How are we going to poop on the hiking trails " (Husband) "don't worry, I have a poop plan"
That asspedo came out with such force I think it knocked a hole in the porcelain
(A) To cop a feel
(B) Unsolicited touching
Hey girl don't sit next to that guy, he'll try to pull an ed on you
(A) When your underwear aren't to loose or tight.
(B) When there is enough room to spread your legs out
(A) These new underwear provide just the right amount of nut comfort
(B) The back seat of your car sucks , there's no room for nut comfort
A guitarist playing in a live band who is really getting into his playing
Man this is an awesome band! The guitarist rocks
Yeah man, he's strapping a fat lick!