rusty inhaler

When someone farts in his/her partner's mouth while receiving a rusty trombone or rusty ukelele

My girl friend broke up with me because I gave her a rusty inhaler while she was giving me a trombone.

I like a hit from my rusty inhaler when I am in the middle of playing my girlfriend's rusty ukulele.

Nothing clears up my ass-thma like a rusty inhaler.