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Main Entry: Keyboard-courage
Pronunciation: 'kE-"bord-'k&r-ij
Function: noun
descriptive quality: 1: A quality or characteristic displayed by a person through the written word that this person would not ordinarily possess. 2: The confrontational attitude exhibited by someone via an anonymous entry to an internet web-page or posting. 3: An attitude demonstrated by someone when they realize that actions taken by them or words written by them across a computer connection will have little, if any, personal repercussions. 4: A false bravery possessed by an individual who does not possess the true quality in person.
Chat room person 1: I think wrestling is all fake, those guys couldnât fight their way out of a wet paper bag.
Chat room person 2: Yo, real or not, these guys are big and powerful. They could probably use you as a fish bait.
Chat room person 1: Up yours, ass-wad! If these monitors werenât between us, Iâd wire my mouse through your eye-sockets! You waste of money-shot fluid! Who do you think you are?!
Chat room person 2: Terry Hogan, man. You got a lot of Keyboard courage going on, where do you live?
Chat room person 1: â¦â¦â¦(staring blankly at screen, sweat rolling down forehead) â¦â¦â¦â¦ â¦â¦â¦â¦ â¦â¦â¦â¦ â¦â¦..uhâ¦â¦â¦China. Yeah, thatâs it, Chinaâ¦â¦â¦.(shutting down computer, and jumping in bed with a stuffed animal).
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Main Entry: Part-tarded
Pronunciation: 'pärt-tär-did
Function: adjective
offensive: 1: A person of otherwise average intelligence that demonstrates a habit of making unintelligent decisions or prone to acting in an unintelligent or careless manner. 2: An unwise decision made by those who do not have to actually carry out the instructions: 3: A device or machine (IE: Computers) when they donât do what they are designed to do.
1: I donât know why he did that, he knew better than to lick that Poison Ivy.
2: Man, whoever decided that doing it this way must have been Part-tarded.
3: I told this Part-tarded thing to print the document four times, but all it wants to do is open the calculator.
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