underripe

1. under 18, as in jailbait
2. having not gone through puberty yet

"I would have gave it to her...but she's underripe."

TTC

Tiny Tittie Commitee, AKA flat-chested.

"Those chicks are card-carrying members of the Tiny Tittie Committee."

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brown-bagger

Hot bod and a nightmare of face.

Implying you would befoul her...if you could stand to look above her shoulders...or were simply drunk enough.

"That chick over there is definitely a brown-bagger with those goods and that face."

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