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lip lard

The same as chapstick or any lube for your beak.

My lips are chapped, through me some lip lard.

by D0c May 21, 2008

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


lunch lady arms

The hanging fat on the back of the arms above the elbow and under the armpit of a woman. No muscle (tricep) all blubber.

Look at the lunch lady arms on that pig.....

by D0c June 23, 2007

121πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Pedestrian

A political or religious belief.... maybe in the middle of the road or just don't give a F**K! A great answer when someone asks what political or religious belief are you... just say PEDESTRIAN!

I am a liberal, conservative pedestrian who is not affiliated with a religion, however I celeberate all of the Christian, Jewish, Muslem and other such holidays in order to get cool gifts and to get drunk!

by D0c August 12, 2006

51πŸ‘ 72πŸ‘Ž


catchers mitt

A dried out, purple pussy usually on an old broad who has not had sex in years. It looks like a vintage catchers mitt from the 1930's.

Beth has a catchers mitt for a snatch....

by D0c March 18, 2008

25πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


fired

To break up with, divorce, get out of a relationship.

My girl fired me after she caught me with her sister!
I had to fire my girl when I found out she was a man.

by D0c March 12, 2006

54πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


strawberry shortcake

A chick with red pubic hair.

She is a real Strawberry Shortcake

by D0c March 9, 2006

58πŸ‘ 90πŸ‘Ž


Fuck It List

A list of women a man has bedded and also a list he wants to screw. Much like a bucket list.

Pam Anderson is on my Fuck It List, I wished on the done side!

by D0c January 10, 2009

56πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž