goonvana

The moment when one goons do much that they achieve a higher level of grooming and of life, thereby achieving Goonvana

Brayden: starts jelqing*
Mr Belding: I will spray you with clorox
Brayden: that wouldn’t be a good idea
Mr Belding: Stop this. I will have you put in handcuffs
Brayden: Bring it on Me B. I don’t even need hands to goon anymore. For me, gooning is a state of mind. Watch me achieve Goonvana