Jack

A jack is a rare breed of an unidentifiable being, with minuscule beedy features. He will often shout “sus” or, on a good day, “sussy baka”, this would appear to be his mating call. However, recently this has been proven quite ineffective on the female species, however this makes all the males extremely Rambunctious

Oh My Lordy lord is that a jack in that crowd of testosterone?

Hannah

A little lad with an extremely average sized Willy who when summoned will yank on the balls of the nearest male

I feel the intense need so summon Hannah for my own personal gratification

Phoebe

She was special girl. An avid collector of dust and all things yellow. Her shower would never taste nice so she changed to Monday. She lived on the back of many lice, of whom really enjoyed her singing. What a lovely day. She allowed the world to realise that the world was A caprisun. She loved the taste of rust, as it made her spine tingle like an orchestra of violins wobbling the strings. However, be warned whenever in contact with any form of meat she will explode. The meat doesn’t have to be specified ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I just caught a phoebe. She’s in my basement with a rusty spoon.

Livvie

A unique breed of rat, commonly found in the dark corners of people’s houses. She thrives in moist conditions, shouting german phrases, such as “ich bin sehr klug” and “doof”, and lastly but not least “ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ”

Get the pesticide, I’ve just spotted a LIVVIE in the crack of my toes.