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You know what this is, I know what this is. That instance right after eating some super spicy food, something your stomach might unknowingly not know will soon get revenge, something along the lines of a Taco Bell buffet of food thereafter. When your colon is begging you to purge whatever unholy conglomeration of foods your mouth just brought in like an intake of fuel to a carburetor. You guts soon begin to create a distress and a fissure of gas unknown to the periodic table begins to form, the type of bubbling that if you don't rush to the shithouse soon, you will surely excavate through your undies and pants or shorts. No one will look at you the same, whether after OR in the toilet area. It's The Grizzlin' Bibbies.
"Man!... I just got done eating that hot hamburger with fries and brown gravy over everything, it was so good, but now I think my stomach has it out for me... I'm sure I have The Grizzlin' Bibbies dude.."
"Sounds to me like you better hurry to the shitbox before everyone looks at you differently man."
The person then rushes to the bathroom, turbo penguin waddling with an ass clench that would make a Vise jealous.
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Verb, past tense. To be completely obliterated in the head or go blank, not remembering what you just said.
Man, this Han Solo Burger chronic has me totally mind knuckled, I can't even remember what i was just saying to you!
Verb. To deftly move around without interruption or get things done fast and in a very quick pace.
After the last day of our work week, we skooshed our sweet asses to the liquor and bud store to get everything set up for the badass party!
Noun. When someone doesn't wipe their ass well after taking a shit or at all, then proceed to go about their daily business. In conclusion, it is usually resulting in the interior portions of the ass cheeks glommimg many remnants of fecal matter.
Tell me why in Harold, Chuck, and Demon are the only people on the crapper in Friday the 13th movies who finish their business and don't wipe. I bet you they have enormous amounts of mudputty!
When someone blatantly lies so much in small doses they deny that the lies even existed or were ever told.
Lacy is such a fugazi chick. She micro lies every times she speaks, there's nothing more annoying than to watch a person believe she can be double fisted while eating in a Nathan's hot dog challenge with purple honey and juggling cottage cheese waffles on a pirate ship plank.
A usually obnoxiously fat, unkempt, non hygienic person who permeates a foul stench of intoxicating body odors that lingers long after they leave. They are usually unassuming to knowing they wallow in their own stink so long they don't even recognize it.
Unassuming person: "Well goddamn!! What in the holy trenches of war is that smell!?"
Witness: "Oh, that was the walking slaughterhouse that came in buying their 3 packs of Pall Mall red 100's and 52oz refill of Mountain Dew."
"They come in twice a day and smell like a giant sardine cock hate fucking a roadkill shit sundae on a 110 degree day, a real stank hunk."
"Let me get a gallon of Eau de Cologne spray real quick. "
Now assuming person vomits in their mouth.
Shoveling food in your mouth while you are creating a healthy, rope like shit.
"Man, you wouldn't believe it, but yesterday I ate breakfast & lunch and before I got home, I had to rush to Costco to get stuff for the fam, but ate hotdog and a piece of pepperoni pizza... Only THEN I got home to dinner when I least expected it! So needless to say the only way that was gonna happen is if I ran into the toilet and did some Play-doh factorying, or I wouldn't have got that out. Now I'm not as hungry."