Tecksis

The most freest, manliest, gas-guzzlingest state in America. Also the most free

Everything’s bigger in Tecksis. It’s the place with the most freedom. Don’t get caught with weed though cause then you’re fucked

Pizzer

How English people pronounce Pizza

“Ah yes Winston might I have a slice of your Pizzer?”

Winston: “Sod of you knobber”

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