mockingbird soda bomb

when you would rip off the body off a mockingbird, which must've been caught during an orgasm, then shoving our partners middle finger in it, which must thrust through the ass of the mockingbird, then pouring some type of soda all over the corpse and finger, then shoving the whole thing into a bottle of Coca-Cola, and drinking the Cola, mixed with the bloody remains of the mockingbird, and some flesh from your partners finger.

"Dude, I was so fucked up last night after having sex, I thought a mockingbird soda bomb would help... it didn't..."

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