phony-tail

A woman's ponytail that is entirely made up of weave or extensions.

Everyone can tell that's a phony-tail she's sporting. Yesterday she was damn near bald headed.

lynx

An older gay male who preys upon younger gay men for relationships or sexual encounters. The gay male equivalent of a cougar.

We classify him as a lynx because he is too old for his partners.

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