Xerox

A shitty kind of copier that, if it is not broken, makes bad, out of alignment, and Black and White copies.

{IN SCHOOL} Sorry guys, but the.... the.... oh yeah paper coping thing broke.... again, so there is no homework because i couldnt make ilegal copies of out of the book papers.

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klondike

ITS AN ICECREAM YOU DUmBASSES

I AM EATING A KLoNDIKE!!!

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windows XP

The first time microsoft didn't make an os JUST LIKE the one before it but gave it a different name.

WOW Windows XP actuily IS different and it ALMOST works.

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Dave Chappelle

Dave Chappelle- Really funny guy that has his own show on commedy central at 10:30 EST.

Dave Chappelle is really fuckin funny!

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Lil Jon

A "rapper" with 50 chromosomes and ADHD.

Lil John should make his own rap group, 50 CROMOSOMES.

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comedy central

The only good channel on cable.

Comedy central is great!!!

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blue screen of death

what you see after you fall asleep wating for windows to work.

Damn all you lucky linux users for saving money on a good OS.

*YAWWWWWWWWWN* Wow windows sure goes slo.. FUCK, THAT DAMN BLUE SCREEN AGAIN!!! IM GETTIN LINUX!!!

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