a name that you can call out as an insult to friends or family.
Guy: hahah! I beat you! You suck!
Girl: Ugh, you butt turd!
another name for a mattress protector that prevents the leakage of urine from reaching the mattress. A pee-pee protector is often crunchy when it is dry, and not as crunchy when it is wet.
Guy: ugh, my pee-pee protector is soaked. I need a clean one.
Girl: Why is it soaked?
Guy: Because I peed.
what you call it when you find a streak of poop in your underwear.
Guy: Ugh! This is my third Undee Dundee this week!
Girl: What is an Undee Dundee?
Guy: It's a poop streak in your underwear.
Another term for saying, "That's Malarkey" or, " That's Bologna"
Guy: I learned how to fly today.
Girl: That's a bunch of smurf poo.