viabiliparty

The celebration of a child's birth; particularly useful when the little throckmorton popped out before the baby shower and the gifts, cake, streamers, etc. have already been purchased.

Daniel: "I'm going to my friend's sister's baby shower."
Yoni: "But she already delivered the little bastard."
Daniel: "Correction, I am going to a viabiliparty."

mao

The rapid and forceful consumption of a mind/state-altering pill. Originating from the sound one makes when performing said act; onomonopia.

Daniel K. Mayer: "Open your mouth... trust me."
Neil Sandinger: (opens mouth, rapidly inserts) "Mao!"
Daniel: "My turn, mao!"
Both: (giggling ensues).

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