I Am your mom

What I am

your mom

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planes hit the towers

One of the many time in which symbolism is used to show a disaster. Much better than saying September 11th because just saying that doesn't paint a picture into somebody's mind about what the disaster was about. Also, if you use your brain you can think up many others.
Example:
- Boat hit the iceberg: Titanic sinking
- Bullet hit the president: Assassination of JFK
- Planes shot the beach: Pearl Habor
- Planes hit the towers: 9/11

I was sad when I heard that the planes hit the towers.

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xizzle

Extreame.

Manizzle, this weedizzle is tha xizzle.

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FROsty THE blowMAN

a cool mutha

fRoStY iS mY bItCh.

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bag your tool

wear a condom.

Be kool bag your tool.

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blackout

Something that happened in the USA for afew days. Contrary to poular belief, the reason for it was NOT terrorism, the US government, an accident at a powerplant, the Canadian government, or a bunch of squirrels that all jumping on the powerlines at once. IT WAS ALIENS TRYING TO PREPARE TO CONCOR THE WORLD. They caused the blackout, trying to make people go insane so they could start coming down while everyone was in caos.

The aliens caused the blackout! Go to www.weeklyworldnews.com and see for yourself.

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:O

Whore with mouth wide open
see also :P

she was :O and I was :P so we 69'ed

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