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A guy who doesn't know how hot he is. He is a good person. He can be a jackass but a good guy. Every one he dates loves him even though he doesn't always love them back. He loves video games and is very go at them. He is not the best big brother but I know he loves his little sister. He hides his feelings. He try's to look cool/good in front of his friend's. He try's to hide his relationship or who he is dating but is the best boy friend.he is a jackass some times but you love him any way I do.
30π 10π
A term invented by the great Luke A. in our senior year weight training class. A term that describes the emergency surgery a hermaphrodite female had to undergo as a result of a very small vagina and an ambiguous clitoris. Rumor has it that her pink taco was too small to pee. The emergency surgery in effect "cut" a cunt for this chick. Isn't the Discovery Channel great?!
Oh my gosh, I'm in desperate need of some emergency vagina right now. I need something to play with!
9π 46π
When having oral sex with a woman covered with sexually transmitted diseases, specifically large genital warts, bite of the heads of several growths and use the pussy juice as lubrication for penile anal penetration.
Dude, this whore was so old, I had to perform a crimdulac before I could hit her from the rear.
6π 5π
A great guy and is never afraid to tell his opinion or his side of the story. He said he is not nice but I think he is one of the best, smartest, and most kind harted people I know. He will stay by your side through thick and thin. When you find a jack you won't let them go.
3π 3π
The act of having excellent breasts and displaying them in such a manner as to make all lovers of boobs desire to feel and taste the delicious qualities of the boobs.
The woman in the red dress is boobalicious.
352π 53π
When masturbating profusely without lubrication, a large welp will form on the penis.
I jerked it for so long, I had two conglomerates on my dick head!
39π 223π
Grandmother
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Did you see Jason's grandmother, the hottest GILF east of the Mississippi?
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