metrosexual

A heterosexual male who is very in-touch with his feminine side. e.g: They are very concerned about their clothes, hair, and grooming; but at the end of they day they have sex...with women (unless all the girls think that he's gay)

Wow Nate Thurman only wears flared pants and spends 60 dollars on shampoo, what a metro.

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Metrosexual

A man that takes care of himself and takes pride in the way he looks and appears to be gay, but is in denial of his own sexuality.

straight man in denial of his homosexuality

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slammed

to shut someone down hardcore with an insult or crack

Jon: damn your gay

Charlie: if you want my cumback, go scrape it off ur moms teeth...

Bob: SLAMMED!!!

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googlefight

To verify which is more popular or would win a hypothecial fight by individually searching each contested topic on www.google.com.

RIAA vs. Bittorrent vs. MPAA

RIAA - Results 1 - 10 of about 1,250,000 for riaa definition. (0.05 seconds)

Bittorrent - Results 1 - 10 of about 2,860,000 for bittorrent. (0.05 seconds)

MPAA - Results 1 - 10 of about 2,260,000 for mpaa definition. (0.04 seconds)

Bittorrent wins! (i hope)

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5.0 syndrome

Having a piece of shit mustang that wont start and has 5 horsepower.

Hey Mr. Malogne you must have the 5.0 syndrome.....nice car (quuuuueeeeeffff)

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Cover Up

Oral sex in the postion to where if the testicles were to meet the face they would be meeting the nose and not the chin.

"Dude, last night I gave Brandee a cover up and she choked for like 10 seonds before I realized it."

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gouche

the area between my big balls and my bum hole

aah hahaha nathan got kiked in the gouche

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