The Hurricane Diet

When you eat everything and anything in sight, because you are locked up in a house with no electricity and/or no water for days on end. Usually the result of a hurricane (i.e Ike) and all you have to eat is tuna fish, bread, chips, candy, soda, MRE's, cookies, and any other type of junk food.

My whole family and I went on The Hurricane Diet last week and I now weigh 220lb. THANKS IKE!