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lemos

An animal that shoots poop from it's eyeballs!

Look out man that cow is a lemos!

by DAVE March 2, 2004

37πŸ‘ 94πŸ‘Ž


leftovers

The act of revenge on someone, by taking human poo poo and wrapping it in tinfoil, then sticking it in ones refridgerator.

"If Tom does'nt quick being an ass hole, he's going to get leftovers"

by DAVE May 15, 2007

3πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Ultimate Sacrifice

The Ultimate Sacrifice is an extremely patriotic & heroic devotion to one's country, particularly in the United States of America. The Ultimate Sacrifice is what you make of it, but generally it is on an extreme level, exceeding that of death.

"If you want the definition of patriotism & an example of the Ultimate Sacrifice, play Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater."
-me

by DAVE November 22, 2004

45πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


himsh

A word to describe a man / woman who has 'had the op' the other way round. See shim word
A himsh has gone from man to woman whereas a shim has gone from woman to man. Derived from the words him and she

Don't kiss that tall bird - it's a himsh!

by DAVE July 10, 2003

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


US government

The government of the United States of America.

The US government is "owned" by the civilian population of the United States, and they have the right to voice their opinions without consequences from the government.
There are three branches of the US government, from lowest to highest in power:
Local Government (run by a mayor)
State Government (run by a governor)
Federal Government (run by a president)
All three of these levels of government work together (sometimes; it depends) for certain purposes, such as involving taxes and how taxes can be used for various services. For example, the local and state governments work together, often, to create local services, like schools, police departments, and hospitals. The federal government, on the other hand, is rife with countless services and agencies, with enough power to serve the entire nation and other nations.

When one thinks of the US government, they usually think of the federal government, which is, as mentioned, the highest level of government.

The US government has been bashed time and time again concerning its true purpose. The US government does have certain secrets, but the US government is better than any other government if you stop and think about it. The US government is run by bureaucrats, not thugs (all kinds of nations think our government is evil and gone mad).

Although it is entirely your opinion, hear mine : THE US GOVERNMENT IS NOT EVIL.

"The US government is not evil like everyone says. Compared to other governments, we are just a bunch of mindless bureaucrats, not oppressive nazis or fascists or imperialists. Government agents, although a few may have agendas, are merely doing there jobs (hence the word "bureaucrat). Like one guy described the definition of government, the government just wants to be your friend....lol silly-sounding I guess. But it's said to be a well-known fact that you should NOT trust the government. Now after hearing that, I am confused."
-me

by DAVE April 16, 2004

70πŸ‘ 98πŸ‘Ž


fairy

*An offensive word toward a male coward.

*An offensive word toward a homosexual. Supposedly British context.

*A tiny little woman with insect wings. Some men can be such as well, but the female kind are much more popular.

*A popular internet picture of a Japanimated babe that does a little hop and her breasts do a little bounce as a result. Comes in a wide variety of hair colors, eye colors, and robe colors.

"There's the deer. Take'im!"
"But....but I can't..."
"What?"
"I don't wanna hurt the little innocent animal!"
"You fuckin' fairy!"

"*lispy* Ooh, customers! Let's get down tonight pretty-boy!"
"Don't touch me you fairy."

"Fairies are not real."

"I love my bouncy fairies. ^_^ "

by DAVE December 9, 2004

185πŸ‘ 140πŸ‘Ž


NSA

*National Security Agency

*No Strings Attached

"Natasha Henstridge...NSA! ^.^ "
-me

"The NSA is basically the successor to the CIA."
-me

by DAVE March 31, 2004

51πŸ‘ 94πŸ‘Ž