calling all cars

One of the oldest orders given from a policeman to summon all available units to investigate a crime or situation, particularly police cars.

"Calling all cars, calling all cars!"
-some cop in a lame-ass 40's movie or similar show

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KSK

Kommando Spezielkrafte

Almost a successor to the GSG9, the KSK are Germany's elite commando unit that take on international missions.

"KSK, not KKK."
-me

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yo so stoopid

The pronunciation of how an oriental person, be it japanese or chinese or korean, would say "you're so stupid". This line was made famous by Weird Al Yankovic's under-appreciated movie UHF (well, back in its day it was under-appreciated) by that martial arts teacher named Kuni.

"Nothiiiing!! Absolutely nothiiiing! STOOPIIIID!! YOOO SOOO STOOPIIIID!!!"
-Kuni bashing the chick who chose to take the box in Wheel of Fish, UHF

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christianity

One of the three religions that involves the worship of God, along with judaism and islam (judaism refers to God as "Yahweh", and islam refers to God as "Allah").
Christianity revolves around the belief of the teachings of Jesus Christ. Christianity also has different branches, including catholicism (popularly-believed to be a radical and strict form of christianity), lutheran (said to be christianity for blacks), protestant, and presbyterian.

Unfortunately, christianity has been perverted by the world to be an awful religion based around occult-relations....this is because there are stupid people who claim to do bad things in God's name (see Al Qaeda & KKK; the KKK discriminates in the name of christianity).

Christianity revolves around love for everything, including fellow human beings. Unfortunately, we as human beings are doomed to hate one another because of our nature. Nevertheless, there are those who try to follow christianity strictly, so much that they don't say words like "damn" or "fuck" (christianity has been popularized as a personality where people don't swear).

On a sidenote, the dominant religion now is a battle between christianity and islam. Many are converting to islam for countless reasons; it is apparently a fascinating religion, albeit strict (and you're forbidden to eat pork).

"Christianity is misunderstood now; christianity is, by nature, a greatly respectable religion."
-me

"Do unto others as they would love to have done unto you."
-Jesus Christ

"Love your enemies....for if you love only those who love you, where is the reward in that?"
-Jesus Christ

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explosive diarrhea

A condition when you shit so hard that your ass is litteraly ripping. Usually followed by loud gasping sounds and/or foul language. May be caused by too much tequilla, hot peppers, and cottage cheese in combination.

Man Brian Murphy had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom last week and I still can't go in there even to shower.

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Rambo

*A term referring to a person dressed in military clothing and armed to the teeth, inspired by the movie.

*A term referring to a person carrying much quantities of anything.

"People call me Rambo even though I only wear military fatigues and don't have so much as an assault-rifle."
-me

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AOL

Exclamation: resigned to complete failure.

It doesn't work. AOL

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