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A term used to refer to a person with long blonde hair, male or female.
"I like blondies. ^-^ I'm blonde too, but it's not long. Still, I guess if someone wants to call me a blondie they can."
-me
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the act of inserting a gerbil into the rectum. usually done for sexual purposes.
After giving Neil a rusty trombone, Bob dug into his bag of tricks and followed it up with a gimpsy. Neil was forever grateful.
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A well-known manufacturer of survival & combat knives.
"The SOG Tigershark is their biggest knife."
-me
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A thin canteen able to be filled with alcohol.
"There were a lot of flasks with Hammer & Sickle emblems at the gun-show this Saturday. Too bad I'm 2 years shy of being able to drink. Plus if they saw the Hammer & Sickle I'd instantly be labeled a commie. Damn prejudice."
-me
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Pretty much one of the best cartoon television series marketed to an older audience in existence. Created by David X. Cohen and Matt Groening (also the creator of The Simpsons), Futurama is a sci-fi themed comedy about Fry, a lovable, average-Joe and simpleton from the 20th century, being frozen for 1000 years and waking up in a 30th century version of New York, called New New York.
Under strange circumstances he befriends Leela, a one-eyed mutant woman who is stuck-up and opinionated but knows how to kick the living crap out of nearly anyone, and Bender, a sassy, street-wise, trash talking, chain-smoking robot who runs on alcohol. Together, they deliver packages throughout the universe for Planet Express, a delivery company run by Hubert Farnsworth, Fry's only relative in the 30th century, and an elderly, eccentric professor.
The show has tons of laughs, awesome characters, great plots with a surprising amount of continuity for a show of its type. The art and voice talent are also great. The show's characters and setting allows for endless plot opportunities. Its science-fiction but you don't really have to be a fan of the genre to enjoy it.
The show had a decent run, from 1999 to 2003, but most fans can agree that this is not long enough. The show was canceled by Fox, but reruns can be seen on The Cartoon Network in the US and Teletoon in Canada. Fortunately, in a similar fashion to Family Guy, its DVD sales popularity has resurrected the series; Cartoon Network has picked it up and we can look forward to seeing new episodes hopefully in early-to-mid 2008.
PersonA: "If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate."
PersonB: One of Zapp Brannigan's best lines! Man I love Futurama.
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The name of the PLA's (People's Liberation Army) nuclear force.
I assume the 1st Artillery is mostly the common conventional explosives, fired in barrages from distant mortars and howitzers, etc.
"The PLA 2nd Artillery sounds scary when you read this definition..."
-me
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A beautiful, innocent, and talented actress; about seven thousand times more intelligent than the average American Hollywood actress.
If I ever had the chance to meet Winona Ryder, it would be the greatest moment in my life up until now.
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