ferneye

when smoke ascends from a cigarette into ones eye making it red and sore

hahaha he's got ferneye!

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doss cunt

WANKER
low life
scum
does things single handed
twat

You fucking doss cunt!

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almy

to be extremely lazy

it was only half a flight of stairs, but i took the elevator instead. i pulled an almy.

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SLBM

Submarine-Launched Ballistic Missile

A nuclear missile launched from a submarine.

"There're warheads that can be launched from submarines and airplanes as well. But ICBM's are supposedly the better bet because, for example, aircraft-launched ballistic missiles are said to not guarantee a hit, or something like that. Maybe the same goes for SLBM. I dunno; I'm no nuclear weapons expert."
-me

PS : I said it like "new-clear", not "new-q-ler". LOL

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M79

Vietnam-era 40mm GL (Grenade Launcher).

It resembles a massively-oversized shotgun, but is capable of firing 40mm grenade rounds. It premiered in the Vietnam War. Now it has been replaced by Colt's M203, which is attachable under the rail of an M16 or M4. It is even attachable to various allied assault rifles, including China's T95.

Although the M79 is no longer in service by the immediate armed forces, special forces, like the SEAL's, continue to use the M79 for its own unique capabilities over the M203 (for one, the M79 is more quick to use, and not as cumbersome as the M203.....that is unless, you use the Tactical M203, which is basically an M203, capable of doing the usual firing of 40mm shells, but with a pistol grip).

"An M79 or Tactical M203 now that I brought up the deal with the Tactical M203?.....hmm...."
-me

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Mutton dressed as lamb

Middle aged women dressing/acting/pretending like they're much younger than they actually are.

Often abbreviated to "mutton".

"So how was last night?"
"Terrible, the place full of mutton."
"Mutton?"
"Mutton dressed as lamb."

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wip

Work In Progress

The model I've made is still a wip!

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