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Anus Tariff

A tax applied to male prostitutes by the Sweedish Government

The Male Prostitute went to pay his anus tariff

by DAVE November 26, 2003

12πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


whil'n

When one does something out of the ordinary, against norms.

Yo she juss broke up wit me and now shes ridin on Joe, that bitch is Whil'n

by DAVE February 16, 2005

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


TMNT

Teenage
Mutant
Ninja
Turtles

Humanity's greatest legacy, and the most popular cartoon from 1987 to around 1994, which was the time the Power Rangers came into existence and, apparently, pwned TMNT. TMNT then concluded its cartoon series in 1996 with the final episode "Divide and Conquer". Then, in 1997, Bandai purchased some of the rights to the TMNT series, and merged it with its Power Rangers series in terms of using the Turtles in live-action episodes, 26 in this series. There was even an episode where they were working with the Power Rangers.
Now, as of February 8, 2003, there is a new TMNT series.

TMNT is actually based on a comic series developed by Mirage Studios, but TMNT is greatly known for the cartoon developed by Murakami Wolf. The cartoon eventually became a mighty franchise that sold products of countless kinds, espcially action-figures. There were even three movies made in the early 90's by New Line Cinema (fourth one planned but eventually terminated.....but now pending, and planned to be CG). Videogames were not excluded; Konami developed them for the NES, SNES, and Sega Genesis, and most especially the arcades. Konami has the rights to the current series as well.

Overall, people my age recall this glorious series in their own opinions. My opinion? Well, I think this is the most bad-ass series ever created. The new series is alright, but the old series will always be the best. The old series was loved by ALL, and will always be.

TMNT should be a reminder to people my age : "Don't forget your roots!"

"I didn't know TMNT and Power Rangers were competing with one-another. I didn't look into such when I was around 9 to 11...well, now that I do, it's quite upsetting."
-me

by DAVE January 11, 2005

497πŸ‘ 105πŸ‘Ž


footprints

*Tracks made by feet, whether human or animal, often visually-evident on ground similar to snow or sand, even wet footprints on normal concrete.

*A christian philosophy about a man who decided to follow the Lord. It goes like this (warning : it has been written in my own words, but it is totally derived off of the real thing):

One night I had a dream...I dreamed that I was on a beach and I was walking with the Lord. In the dark sky there were flashes of my life. For every scene of my life, I looked back and saw two sets of footprints...one belonging to me, and one belonging to the Lord.
When I saw the last scene of my life flash amidst the dark sky, I looked back at the footprints again...there was only one set of footprints. I realized that this single set of footprints was during the lowest and most difficult and troublesome time in my life. I was very bothered and I felt I had to ask the Lord about this dilemma...
...I said, "Lord, You told me that if I followed You, You would walk with me all the way. But I noticed that there is only one set of footprints. I also noticed that this single set of footprints was during my most troublesome moments. I just don't understand why, Oh Lord, when I needed You the most, You'd....leave me..."
And then the Lord whispered, "My precious, precious child, I love you and I will never, ever leave you, even during your times of trial, testing, and suffering....when you look at that single set of footprints, it was then that I carried you."

"Whose footprints're these?"
-arctic soldier examining foreign footprints in the snow in Metal Gear Solid....unaware that Solid Snake is about to choke the life outta him!

by DAVE February 26, 2004

38πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Californication

To become part of California, or act like one, etc.
The choice of whether or not it should do with fornication is entirely up to the one that is Californicated.

"Dream of Californication..."

by DAVE April 16, 2004

19πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


bang bang

Something you say when you whip out your two hands and form them into a gesture resembling a handgun.

"Bang-Bang!"
Cactus Jack, WWF

by DAVE March 26, 2004

450πŸ‘ 288πŸ‘Ž


shalackers

big feet

"shit...look at the shalackers on him!"

by DAVE February 4, 2004

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž