Retarded Animal Babies

The most priceless, most hilarious thing to grace this planet. It is a fucked-up cartoon about these five animals : the Hamster, the Dog, the Bunny, the Cat, and the Donkey. Satan even makes an appearance! The basic summary of the series is that.....well, it differs on each episode, but it is assured that you will witness humor at its finest, complete with foul language and loads of crude AND intelligent content.

This series was made by an author on Newgrounds named David Lovelace, and the series is now a franchise, which includes merchandise such as clothes and even CD's.

Go to Newgrounds and look for Retarded Animal Babies. You won't be sorry.....or will you?

"They're all hilarious, but the Hamster is my favorite of the Retarded Animal Babies."
-me

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CJ

Carl Johnson from Grand Theft Auto : San Andreas.

"CJ's my nigga! I can dress him up, bulk him up, hone his skills, and even customize his wheels. For shizzle!"
-me, in poor ghetto-talk

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school of hard knocks

1a. Descriptive of the many violent, scary and/or emotionally difficult events that give young people their "smarts" and teach them about the daily struggle to survive in the streets.

1b. Something that an ignorant fuckwit who wouldn't know what to do with a book even if he/she owned one says when he/she finds out that you went further in education than him/her.

1a. "I, on the other hand, am a fully rounded human being, with a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and four gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting The Shit Kicked Out Of Me." - Blackadder

1b. "College? Me? Nah. School of hard knocks, mate, school of hard knocks."

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squarehead

A type of person without a sense of humor and unable to enjoy a sense of humor.

"What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? 45 pounds!"
"You're fuckin stupid man."
"Yeah well you're a fuckin' squarehead."

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Compruter

Computer... ya know, that thing with the stuff you don't quite understand.

Adapted from the asian word for "bottomless box of pornography"

I run Windows 2k on my compruter... that's right I said compruter. BETTA AXE SUMBODY!

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Red Soldier

*A soldier of a communist country, hence the word "red".

*An online store that sells Russian military perephinelia, including Soviet-era items.

"Cool stuff to check out, until an ego-patriot catches you on it and calls you a commie."
-me

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shenaniganization

When a normal and/or serious coversation or message board thread becomes overrun and distorted by silliness and general tomfoolery.

"You are witnessing the shenaniganization of another thread."

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