fiction

Please see real-life.

"There's too much fiction in real-life these days. Many things which people say are real are actually fiction. Political scandals are now fiction these days, because it's been such an ultra-hot topic for so long that everyone has exaggerated it. When people exaggerate reality, it becomes fiction."
-me

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kagome

The adorable main character of the manga/anime series Inuyasha.

"I'm in love with you Kagome!"
-me, not Koga

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20

"twehn-tee"
"twuhn-tee"
"tweh-dee"
"twuh-dee"

*The 20th number in the infinite line of numbers, whether positive or negative.

*The most common dollar bill, also the one to receive upgrades to fight theft & counterfeit, etc.

*When you hit age 20, you have one more year left to finally be able to legally drink and buy handguns.

*The number of words you can send to Urban Dictionary per day.

"20 is a common number, especially thanks to the banknotes."
-me

"I can't wait to be 21. I'm 19 though."
-me

"Why Urban Dictionary!? WHY!?!"
-me

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canteen

A type of portable jar (complete with a cap) able to hold much water, and only water.

"The military uses water canteens which are put into pouches. Or should I say they used to. Now there is a straw beside them which allows them to move their lips sideways to slurp. Kinda nice, not to mention hi-tech, but let's hope it doesn't foster laziness."
-me

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morris dancer

Some wierdo's who paint their faces black and dance round sticks in the country (in England).
Usually from the South West, anal and gay - probably has sex with members of their own family

Fucking Morris dancers - they're everywhere. It's about time they passed a law against it

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Thooty

The area where the thigh meets the booty.

Hey man, check out the tan line on that chick's thooty.

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Po-Po

Abbreviation: Poughkeepsie Police

Oh shit, the po-po's rollin' up.

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