T56

Chinese variant of the SKS semi-automatic rifle. The "T" stands for "Type"; normally the weapon is called "Type 56", but I call it "T56" for short. I'll try not to mistake it for a tank either. ^_~

"The T56 can be differentiated from the SKS because the Chinese prefer to outfit their T56's with long-ass needles."
-me

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Monster Bean

Extremely large clitoris, easy to stimulate and not hard to find.

that bitch's got a chimpanzee's monster bean!!

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cunnilingus

An art; the art of using your mouth to give sexual satisfaction to a woman's vagina.

"I want to practice cunnilingus so bad...^.^ lol"

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dangler

A true fucking champion

"dangler, a true fucking champion"

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Grumble Porn

The most disgusting porn in the world - combing all elements of repulsion to create something which will make most sane people vomit, includes:
Coprophilia, bestiality, cum shots, sadomasochism, necrophilia, midgets, old people and zankos (see definition of a zanko)

Roger bashed off to grumble porn at 5.30 - his regular daily slot.

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Grumble Porn

You see your parents / grand parents / great grandparents fucking

Oh fuck - I saw my (parents / grand parents / great grandparents) making 'grumble porn'

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disestablishmentarianism

Opposing the establishment.

"What're you doing in my house?!"
"You know. Trespassing. Invading your collective privacy. Disestablishmentarianism."
"Say wha?"

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