Tokugawa

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The last name of a dynasty (ruling family) that ruled Japan for centuries with an iron grip (this era was called the Edo Era, aka : Tokugawa Dynasty Era).

"The Tokugawa Dynasty was a difficult thing for me to do research on."
-me

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bolantay

A person with a sagging butt

you have a bolantay behind

fragger

*One who frags.

*A term to refer to a type of grenade. A fragger is a grenade that kills, as opposed to a stunner (stun grenade, aka : flashbang) or a chaffer (chaff grenade).

"Throw the fragger in the manhole!"
-a soldier telling another to throw a frag grenade into the so-mentioned manhole

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spazgasim

To "spaz" uncontrolably to something, that is just as pleasurable as an orgasim.

I almost had a spazgasim when I heard the good news.

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fartnug

a small nugget of anything that might fall from one's anus during the process of flatulation

Say there friend, thats one nasty FARTNUG that fell from your asshole when you farted!

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Windows

An operating system created by the Microsoft Monopoly. They are only after taking your money adn screwing over your computer at the same time. O.. but I forgot.. they issue patches... and then they make more patches.. and then they make more patches... and so on and so fourth so that you think you are realy improving your computer when all your doing is updating the problem. Prefer an etchasketch over a PC running windows. Hell.. even Microsoft doesent even run a version of Windoze on their servers.

"O.. you run Windoze?....O God I'm so sorry..."

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windows

A fast and very stable operating system for the PC. Compatible with a wide range of hardware devices, and is very easy to use and learn. Updated once in a couple years unlike Linux, which is updated every three weeks because it's so full of bugs that it shouldn't even have been released to the public until 2017.

I still use Windows 98 to this day, and the only time it acted up was when I deleted some system files. It's not surprising that most of the people who badmouth Windows are actually running Windows on their computers.

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Note: This definition was previously made by AYB, and was deleted by Linux zealots because they can't handle the truth.

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