Random
Source Code

emotionally-numb

A term relating to apathy, the complete lack of emotions.

"I'm so emotionally-numb that I didn't react to see a picture of an aborted baby.....I guess that is bad, isn't it. It makes me think, but I don't express it."
-me

by DAVE April 16, 2004

68πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Soccer mom

Suburban mother with 2.3 kids with hollow disciplines and automaton husbands with slowly diminishing spirits. Typically Caucasian. Their cabals are usually averted to music unfamiliar to that of their youth.
Soccer moms are mostly responsible for the gaggle of kid safe laws ranging from stop signs every two feet to inundating TV and video game ratings to the manufacture of the "V chip". They aspire to the halls of Congress and the floor of the Senate to champion causes in the name of their families at the cost of casual freedoms.
They are reclusive, passive agressive, morally ambiguous and secretive. One should be wary of traveling through a soccer mom's natural habitat as your presence will be secretly alerted to by the authorities under vague and even false suspicions.
They also reside in urban and metropolitan areas.

Soccer mom, ballet mom.

by DAVE April 24, 2004

1418πŸ‘ 241πŸ‘Ž


train driver

Term for a lesbian. If you repeat (at least three times) the words "lickedy split" in a rhythm that a train carriage makes whilst travelling at speed. Definately an aural definition.

She's a bit of a train driver.

by DAVE January 13, 2005

7πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


retard racer

Another term for a short bus, or any kind of vehicle used for the transportation of disabled, handicapped citizens. Seeing as how retards are JUST NOW being mocked, anyone handicapped can be considered a retard, although this is often very prejudgmental.

"Hey look it's a retard racer, check out the passangers."

by DAVE January 15, 2004

37πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Cock barf

A word used in the same context as bullshit, its somewhat literally means an indescribable substance coming from a dick.

That guy was full of cock barf.

What a load of cock barf.

by DAVE December 3, 2003

21πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Shaghad

Now spelt "Shagohad", making this word a typo.

"Shagohad is the Metal Gear in MGS3."
-me

by DAVE September 9, 2004

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


tig ol' bitties

"Big ol' titties", rearranged to not sound so offensive, although everyone most likely knows what this means. -_-

"Man girl I love your tig ol' bitties!"
"Aw!? Fuck you you fucking pervert!"
"What?"

by DAVE December 31, 2005

372πŸ‘ 182πŸ‘Ž