l33tz0r

A slight upgrade from l33t. Which means to be "elite." The "z0r" adds power to it, therefore making it describe someone who is quite extraordinarily elite compared to the average elite individual.

"Omg, that d00d is so l33tz0r, hes gotta be useing teh h4x0r's."

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nuculer strategery

George W Bush's attempt to make a better America. It's a joke I like to say from time to time, in a stereotypical southern accent. I like Bush in real-life, but seriously, it is fun to rip into his accent and how he makes up words. ^_^

"George W Bush, and his nuculer strategery program, do solomnly swear to uphold the Constitution of the United States of Amurica!"
-me

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SMOE

acronym for "Shadiest Man on Earth." Person who resorts to extremely unethical measures in order to gain profits or benefits.

Variants include: Shadiest Mandarin on Earth, Shadiest Mexican on Earth, SHOE: Shadiest Hindu on Earth.

coined by Gabe, ca. 2000

That SMOE just sold me a $50 football ticket for the wrong game!

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Chafed

Synonym of "diss" or "burn"
Said while rubbing one, straight index finger against the other.
Used after an insult.
Ussually said by a third-party.

Bob- Yeah, well at least I have a penis!

Joey- Chafed.

Simon- *Cries*

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Metal Gear

*A massive bipedal tank (bipedal, as in, two-legged) equipped with state-of-the-art weapons, and capable of being equipped with a nuclear arsenal. Being bipedal, it is capable of launching a nuclear missile from ANY point on the face of the earth, from mountains to deserts to swamps, ANYWHERE.

*A verb, used to refer to dangerous intelligence-gathering, spying, espionage, etc.

"A Metal Gear would be cool in real-life, but imagine the dangers..."
-me

"I'm going to Metal Gear that guy's house."
"I'm going to Metal Gear the enemy base."
"That guy can pull off a Metal Gear with ease. ^_^ "

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w00t w00t

A dumbass Yankee fan who is an embarassment to himself and other Yankee fans. Has an alter-ego, hockeyfreak, a dumbass Red Sox fan

w00t w00t is a fucking dumbass

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pizzle

Ghetto terminology, inspired by Snoop Dog (spell?), replacing the word "piss".

"Hey my nigga I'll be right back, I gotsta take a pizzle."
"Fo shizzle my nizzle."

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