schutzstaffel

shuhtz-stah-fohl
shuhtz-stah-fuhl (?)
shootz-stah-fohl

Nazi Germany's most powerful military force, and also Hitler's prefered guard. They had their own ranking system as well. They were, and still are, referred to as the SS.

According to a certain WWII Germany-related website, the SS were soldiers of a code of honor. Very few or none had any relation to The Holocaust (yeah right, lookit Untersturmfuhrer Amon Goeth). Some ancestors of the SS claim that their grandfathers, who served in the SS, fought solely for their country. Interesting stuff to think about (?).

"They were powerful soldiers; we should give'em that. But the idea that the SS had 'little or no relations to The Holocaust' is something that will probably be questioned for a very long time. I don't prefer to talk about this because, seeing as how 'nazi' is such a POWERFUL word, anyone would think I'm a nazi just for the slightest compliment toward a german soldier during WWII. Damn conclusive bastards..."
-me

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ass

1)general body; when used in im gonna kick you ass

im gonna kick your ass

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smuggling yo-yos

describes one who has a wordcamel toe/word.

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prostitute

*A person (yes, apparently men can be prostitutes as well) who condones sexual acts for payment of money.

*A hack received by a woman who is dressed beautifully, or if the woman is beautiful.

"I didn't know guys could be prostitutes!"
-me

ME : "You got some nice duds today babe. ^-^"
CHICK : "Thank you. That other kid said I looked like a prostitute."

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indoctrination

Another word for "propaganda".

"I prefer to say the word 'propaganda' instead of 'indoctrination'. But that's me."
-me

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titses

This is a funny miss spelling of the word tits. This can offten me seen in porn IMs. Also a type of mamel.

I enlarged my titses come see!

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jack the beanstalk

Synonym for "masturbate".

"I was jackin' the beanstalk while watching the Playboy channel."
-me

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